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  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
  And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
  Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter....
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Homer: Bye Kids!
  On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. -- Homer J....
• Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
  Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...