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Marge: Lisa, You'll Have A Fine Time At The Plant With Dad.
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Marge: Lisa, you'll have a fine time at the plant with dad. You've
been interested in nuclear power for years.
Lisa: I signed numerous petitions to shut down that plant.
Marge: Well, there you go.
-- "Bart on the Road"
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