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• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
• Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
  Smithers: Sir, those aren't -- Burns: Do as I say! -- The perils of being Smithers, "Rosebud...
• Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
  [they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken] Ho-mer Simp-son!...
• Burns: Oh, it's you. The bedpan's under my pillow.
  Smithers: [hesitantly] Who's Bobo, sir? Burns: Bobo?...