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• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer you up, sir.
  It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me! [suggestively] Tug at my fur....
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• enderly] Bobo, my beautiful Bobo. I promise I'll never leave you behind again.
  [to Homer] Ahem. Ah, yes. Er, naturally I can't pay you much of a reward because I'm strapped for cash....
• Maggie offers him the bear] Burns: For me? Bobo?
  Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy....
• Lisa: Bobo: it's Mr. Burns' bear all right. Homer: Well, Burns isn't getting _this_ back cheap, I can tell you that.
  {He's gonna have to give me...my own recording studio!...
• Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
  Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
• Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
  Smithers: Sir, those aren't -- Burns: Do as I say! -- The perils of being Smithers, "Rosebud...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....