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• C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
  -- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• I finally look like a real person!
  -- Lisa, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield" (meta-humor alert)...
• Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
  Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
• Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
  Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
• Swing Serenade" is brought to you by Gorman's Ear Guards.
  GUARD YOUR EARS! -- with Gorman's....
• Lisa: Mom, someone threw gum in my hair. Marge: Are you sure?
  Maybe it's just shampoo. That washes right out....
• Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Wait, if I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum.
  .. is peanut butter....