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• on top of a telephone pole] Cletus: Hey you know what?
  I could call my ma while I'm up here. [yelling] Hey, maw!...
• Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
  Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....
• Hey, what's going on on this side?
  -- Cletus pokes his head through a TV cue card, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
  Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
• Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
  [Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....
• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
  Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...
• Swing Serenade" is brought to you by Gorman's Ear Guards.
  GUARD YOUR EARS! -- with Gorman's....
• Smithers: [collapsed] Help... me. Riviera: Holy smokes, you need booze.
• Hey, hey, wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!
  -- Chief Wiggum after a car crash, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...