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• C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
  -- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Lisa: Mom, someone threw gum in my hair. Marge: Are you sure?
  Maybe it's just shampoo. That washes right out....
• Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Wadlow: Hey, everybody! Look at this -- it's that boy who laughs at everyone.
  [Nelson] Let's laugh at him! Crowd: HA-ha!...
• Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
  Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
• Wait, if I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum.
  .. is peanut butter....
• Swing Serenade" is brought to you by Gorman's Ear Guards.
  GUARD YOUR EARS! -- with Gorman's....
• Hey, hey, wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!
  -- Chief Wiggum after a car crash, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...