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• Sanjay: I wish you'd come to my party, Apu. You could use some merriment.
  Apu: Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me....
• Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
  [She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Krusty: [dials 1-900-SEX-CHAT] Voice: You've reached the Party Line!
  In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women!...
• Apu: Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!
  And a whole check list. Woods: Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't you?...
• Apu: Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another bank run.
  Sanjay: All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife....
• Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy, do your dirty sinful business.
  Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there ....
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....