Chalmers: Seymour! Skinner: Superintendent; I Was Just, Uh, Just Stretching My Calves On The Windowsill.

Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne...
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers....
Agnes: [offscreen] Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights....
Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all.
I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?...
Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...! Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down here....
Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme...
Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...