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• Chalmers: Seymour! Skinner: Superintendent; I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
  Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?...
• Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all.
  I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- [notes entire kitchen is on fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?...
• Chalmers: I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes.
  I don't suppose I could come in for a cup of....
• Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
  Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne...
• Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
  Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers....
• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
• Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr.
  Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne...
• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
  Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...