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Hey, hey, wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!
-- Chief Wiggum after a car crash,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Related:
Hey, what's going on on this side?
-- Cletus pokes his head through a TV cue card, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
on top of a telephone pole] Cletus: Hey you know what?
I could call my ma while I'm up here. [yelling] Hey, maw!...
Wadlow: Hey, everybody! Look at this -- it's that boy who laughs at everyone.
[Nelson] Let's laugh at him! Crowd: HA-ha!...
Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night -- Wiggum
[interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's....
Wait, if I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum.
.. is peanut butter....
I finally look like a real person!
-- Lisa, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield" (meta-humor alert)...
C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
-- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
-- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...