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• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Homer: Marge! You waited for me. Marge: Er -- Home
  OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home...
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -- Edna
  Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break the ice if we had a little Q & A!...
• Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure, I've had to appoint a new principal.
  Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold...
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Marge: Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner?
  [turns it on] Skinner: Hmm. It's awfully loud. Marge...
• Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone. Lisa
  Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -- just like you said you would....
• Quimby: Well now, are there any objections? [Everyone grumbles, "Marge Simpson.
  .."] Marge: Actually, I think it might really help our economy....