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Vidal Comes In, Shoots Everywhere] Nurse: [loads Shotgun] [shoots] Our Residents [shoots] Are Trying [shoots] To Nap!
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[Vidal comes in, shoots everywhere]
Nurse: [loads shotgun]
[shoots] Our residents
[shoots] are trying
[shoots] to nap!
[shoots]
-- Should've phoned ahead,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
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Was that me or was that you?
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Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
A little dart shoots out at you!
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Jesus saves ... Passes to Moses ... Shoots ... Scores!