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Vidal: There Is One More Way To Kill A Man, But It Is As Intricate And Precise As A Well-played Game Of Chess.
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Vidal: There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and
precise as a well-played game of chess.
[bursts into Retirement Castle with a machine gun and shoots
away]
-- Versus Lloyd Christmas, maybe,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
Was that me or was that you?
-- Jasper after someone shoots a gun, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Vidal comes in, shoots everywhere] Nurse: [loads shotgun] [shoots] Our residents [shoots] are trying [shoots] to nap!
[shoots] -- Should've phoned ahead, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish, and that's trying to kill your commanding officer.
-- The fundamental rule of any squad, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Abe's poison teeth lie on the floor as he runs with a clock in his mouth] Vidal
Ah, he's more clever than he looks......
Vidal: Hola? Burns: Fernando, it's M.B. Vidal: Ah, Marion Barry.
Is it time for another shipment already?...
Etch: Think of what a guy could get himself with that kind of scratch!
Skinner: Yeah, I could buy chicken dinners three times a day!...
Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me! Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away.
Let's start by doubling your medication....
Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!...
Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever look upon them again.
Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia carrying the crate out of the castle....