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Was that me or was that you?
-- Jasper after someone shoots a gun,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
Vidal: There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
Vidal comes in, shoots everywhere] Nurse: [loads shotgun] [shoots] Our residents [shoots] are trying [shoots] to nap!
[shoots] -- Should've phoned ahead, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
.. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Abe: [pounding on the door] Let me in! Someone's trying to kill me!
Sweet merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door!...
Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me! Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away.
Let's start by doubling your medication....
Consider burial at... Sea World!" -- "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around at night?
Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice....
Duh, hey! You said you was dead!
-- Ox carries Burns out on a litter, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...