Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever
look upon them again. Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia
carrying the crate out of the castle. Five more men died in the
Veteran's Day float disaster of '79. Now, with Asa gone, it's down
to me and Burns.
Bart: Great story Grampa, could've used a vampire though. 'Night.
-- Some captivated audience,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
