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• Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
  Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...
• Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
  Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever look upon them again.
  Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia carrying the crate out of the castle....
• Abe: Well, at least I got to show you I wasn't always a pathetic old kook.
  .. Bart: You never were, Grampa. Abe: Oh... I'd hug ya, but I know you'd just get embarrassed....
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
  Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Abe: Now, remember the plan, boy. If you run out of air, tug on the rope.
  .. Bart: 64 times, no more, no less. Got it. Abe: No no!...
• I got this in the second World War II...
  -- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...