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Burns: Don't Kill Me... Abe: I Ain't Gonna Kill Ya, That'd Be Cowardly
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Burns: Don't kill me...
Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly; Monty Burns cowardly.
I just want to watch you squirm.
Burns: Yes sir. [squirms] Is this to your liking?
-- That's a good boy, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!...
Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...
Abe: [yells] Don't kill me! Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live-a-lot.
Now, give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza....
Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong....
I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
And I want you to know that when I die, you're all welcome to visit me in rich men's heaven....
Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
.. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from me....