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• Cubert: "Robots are very good at keeping secrets." Bende
  No, we're not, you little bed-wetter. Oops, I'm sorry....
• Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
  Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
• In keeping silent about evil, in burying it so deep within us that no sign of it appears on the surface, we are implanting it, and it will rise up a thousand-fold in the future.
  -- Solzhenitsy...
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• Want to be a composer? ... If you can think design, you can execute design--it's only a bunch of air molecules, who's gonna check up on you?
  Just follow these simple instructions: 1. Declare your intention to create a "composition....
• Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden.
  [everyone groans] Moe: Tell us more about you and Marge!...
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
  [gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....