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• The following appeared in a letter to the school board in the town of Centerville.
  "All students should be required to take the driver's education course at Centerville High School....
• Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly plausible alibi for use on our parents.
  [Milhouse at home...] Milhouse: I have been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada....
• The following appeared in a memo from a member of the Clark City School Board.
  "Mason Elementary School is faced with a shortage of classroom space....
• Lewis: Look, there's our school again! Ms. K: Otto, are you sure you.
  .. Otto: It's a shortcut Mrs. K, trust me! -- Field trip, "Homer's Odyssey...
• Myers: Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program.
  Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection....
• Bart: The next exhibit in out ghoulish gallery is entitled.
  .."The School Bus"? [realizing] Oh, they must mean "The Ghoooul Bus....
• Marge: Lisa, you got a letter. Lisa: It's from my pen-pal Anya!
  [reads] Anya: [voice over] Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad....
• Bart: Have you seen Milhouse? Owner: No, now go away
  we're racing for the title of the champion of the universe....
• Homer: Marge, Lisa, Maggie, let's do this out in the yard where the neighbors can see.
  Lisa, dim the lights. No, turn on more lights....