Myers: Take A Letter, Miss White. Dear Valued Viewer, Thank You For Taking An Interest In The Itchy And Scratchy Program.

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Myers: Take a letter, Miss White.
Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy
and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo
of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your
collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show,
our research shows that one person cannot make a difference, no
matter how big a screwball she is, so let me close by saying...
Marge: [reading the letter] And the horse I rode in on?
I'll show them what one screwball can do!
-- A letter from the CEO, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"

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