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• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....
• Homer: This is great...I can finally look like I want, and not get hassled by the man!
  [Apu and Jamshed ride around the family on skateboards] Apu...
• What do bunnies do at a Pagan Festival? Take notes.
• Marge: I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea. Everyone
  Aw, no. Marge is going to say something. etc. Marge...
• McFadden: [whistles] Look at all these avalanches.
  Do you think _they_ could have buried the cabin?...
• Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film festival.
  [cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] You can stay with us, and enjoy the sights and sounds of the country....
• Springfield will have its first annual "Do What You Feel" Festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up!
  It'll be a welcome change from our annual, "Do As We Say" Festival started by German settlers in 1946....
• Go to the 28th annual snail & slug festival! music-rides-games-prizes... Fun for the whole family.
• Auckland Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31