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  But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth!...
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
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• Barney: I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick.
  I picture everyone in their underwear. The judge, the jury, my lawyer, everybody....