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Thank You! And Remember, Don't Trust Anyone Over 30!
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Thank you! And remember, don't trust anyone over 30! And now, Peter
Frampton!
-- Homer, after his number, "Homerpalooza"
Related:
Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwitch.
Marge: There might be one in this cooler. [digs in Frampton's cooler] Oh, here you go....
Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number Fourteen, I'm Number Twelve.
Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous] _You_ outrank Mr....
Frampton: God. Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra, and Sonic Youth's in my cooler!
Get out of there, you kids! Moore: Aw, come on, Mr....
in a shy, nervous tone] Hi everybody. Is everybody.
.. good? -- Homer is about to begin his number, "Homerpalooza...
Homer: Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
Lisa: Hey Bart! Last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!...
Tech: Aw, man. There goes Peter Frampton's big finale.
He's gonna be pissed off. Frampton: You're damn right I'm going to be pissed off...
You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up. -- Peter Frampto
Never trust anyone over thirty. -- Jerry Rubi