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• Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
  Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude? Teen1: I don't even know anymore....
• Homer: Good concert, am I right? Teen1: Yeah, nice try, narc.
  Teen2: Where's a narc? Teen3: Who? Teen1: That fat Jamaican guy....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• creen: "Third season"] Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
  Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy!...
• Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing, pug-nosed.
  .. Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy....
• Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
  . Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
• Wow. You know, most of my life I've... I've had to live with the shame of being a screw-up.
  But now, as I stand here with the award for the district's safest bus driver....
• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....