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• Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwitch.
  Marge: There might be one in this cooler. [digs in Frampton's cooler] Oh, here you go....
• Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
  Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge...
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
• And I thought *I* had problems!
• One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around.
  I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face....
• That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.
  Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky....
• I think I just lost my appetite.
• Marge: What's wrong, Homie? Homer: [sighs] I went to the record store today and they were playing all that music I've never heard of.
  It was like the store had gone crazy. Marge...
• I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.