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  Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands....
• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
• Lou: Here you go, ma'am. [escorts Milhouse back into the classroom] Krabappel
  Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?...
• His heart was as great as the world, but there was no room in it to hold the memory of a wrong.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (on Abraham Lincoln)...
• bell rings] Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
  [runs out, while other students sit] Krabappel...
• You have one line, and then you're shot.
  -- Miss Hoover coaches Milhouse on his r\^ole as Abraham Lincoln, "I Love Lisa...
• Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
  Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?...
• Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
  Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone besides Lisa for a change?...
• Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
  I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...