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Wow, A Baseball Made Out Of Secretariat! -- Bart Gazes Upon The Spend Zone, "You Only Move Twice
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Wow, a baseball made out of Secretariat!
-- Bart gazes upon the Spend Zone, "You Only Move Twice"
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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving....
Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
[Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad....
Marge: I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it.
Homer: Just bring the rut with ya, Honey. -- "You Only Move Twice...
Bart: Listen lady, I'm s'pose to be in the fourth grade.
Teacher: Seems to me that someone's got a case of the "s'pose'das"....
Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
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Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
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