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• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Homer: Whoa, careful now. These are dangerous streets for us upper- lower-middle class types, so avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone.
  Snake: Three-Card Monte. Homer: Woo hoo! Easy money!...
• Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
  I want some of that sweet, sweet Do Re Mi. Fat city, here I come!...
• Lisa: Dad, you did it! I am so proud of you. Kid
  The switchboards are lighting up! Everyone: Yay! Kid...
• If everyone gives one thread, the poor man will have a shirt. Russian Proverb
• Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his schoolbook on the fire] Lisa
  That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report....
• Bart: This is for the ages. [flash to futuristic city with people crowded around] [the word "Bart" is etched in the concrete] Woma
  Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery....
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• Tom: Uh, how'd you solve the door dilemma? Buzz
  Homer Simpson was the real hero here. He jury-rigged the door closed using this....