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  Burns: Yeah, well, I've discovered the perfect busine...
• Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense.
  Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Burns: Musicians, cease that infernal tootling! [they do] Smithe
  [hands Burns a card] Burns: Thank you all. Smithe...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
• Burns: How does he do it, Smithers? Smithers: He's a love machine, sir. -- "Homer's Night Ou
• Smithers: But what would you do without me, sir? Bu
  Thuh! I'm not a baby who needs a nursemaid to burp me....
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....