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Marge: [sees SLH Chewing On A Chair] Bad Dog! [sees Snowball Scratching Up The Couch] Bad Cat!
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Marge: [sees SLH chewing on a chair] Bad dog!
[sees Snowball scratching up the couch] Bad cat!
[sees a fawn licking something] Bad fawn!
[looks puzzled]
-- Bad moose, and squirrel, and elephant and three-toed
sloth..., "The Springfield Files"
Related:
Boldness is ever blind, for it sees not dangers and inconvenience
whence it is bad in council though good in execution. -- Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)...
Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
-- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
[sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case, turning] Home...
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Oh, who thought a whale could be so heavy?! [sees Mulder] Cheese it!
The feds! -- Moe, "The Springfield File...
What's the rectal temperature of a three toed sloth?
Boy, that's bad!!
Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
Is it bad luck, or just bad timing?