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Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
-- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage,
Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Wow! Super-Fish! -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Bart: Is your boss governor yet? Homer: Not yet, son, not yet.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Plutonium rod used as paperweight.
-- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Thank you for watching `Movie for a Dreary Afternoon'.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like.
Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side to it....