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• Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
  Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight....
• Oh, this makes me very angry! -- Marvin, the clicheic, Martian, "The Springfield File
• Mulder: There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the Heartland of America.
  We've gotta get there right away. Scully: Well......
• But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive.
  Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all around us....
• Lisa: Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175 million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
  Homer: So? Lisa: It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs....
• Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
  he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....
• Moe: [moved to tears] I got something in my eye.
  .. Barney: Here, take my hankie. Moe: [sees Barney's filthy handkerchief] Agh!...
• Marge: [sees SLH chewing on a chair] Bad dog! [sees Snowball scratching up the couch] Bad cat!
  [sees a fawn licking something] Bad fawn! [looks puzzled] -- Bad moose, and squirrel, and elephant and three-toed sloth....
• Oh, it was awful! They set me on a cold, metal table.
  Then prodded me with humiliating probes, and then....