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Homer: Hmm... Bold, Refreshing, And Something I Can't Quite Put My Finger On.
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Homer: Hmm... Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my
finger on.
[at the Red Tick Beer brewery, dogs are swimming in the tank]
Man: [takes a sip] Hmm... Needs more dog.
-- Homer tries Red Tick Beer, "The Springfield Files"
Related:
Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs....
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
-- Homer's answers to life's greatest mysteries, "The Springfield File...
Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.
Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead....
Marge: [annoyed] Wake up! Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!...
Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a beer....
Marge: Homer? Homey? Hmm...[notices typewriter] What he's typed will be a window into his madness.
[reads it] "Feelin' fine". Woah! That's a relief....
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
-- Homer Simpson The Springfield File...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...