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• Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
  Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival....
• Marge: Well, it was a lovely festival. The best movie won, and Mr.
  Burns found there are some awards that can't be bought....
• Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
  Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"!...
• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an envelope] Barney Gumbel!
  Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Here, I brought some imported generic beer. -- Barney brings a gift, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Homer: {Mmmmm, Gummi Beers.} [eats one] Hey, Barney, I think you've had enough.
  Barney: [lying on a bench under one of the beer taps] Are you crazy?...
• Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
  And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....