Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and
that turtle's got all of my teeth!
[looking down] There he is!
[the turtle walks away, holding the oversized denture]
Grampa: [running as slowly as the turtle] Come back here, you! Slow
down! I'll get you!
Scully: This is the worst assignment we've ever had.
Mulder: Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh-eating virus?
Grampa: [gets bitten by the turtle] Oww! It bit me with my own teeth!
Scully: No, this is much more irritating.
-- "The Springfield Files"
