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• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
  Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean....
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Homer: Ah, home to my loving family. What more could a man ask for?
  [Marge appears in her nightie, blowing her nose] Marge...
• Bart+Lisa: Good-bye, Shary Bobbins! Marge: Thanks for everything!
  Barney: So long, Superman! -- Um, almost, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
  And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....
• Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
  Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....