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• Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
  Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss you, Shary Bobbins....
• Shary: It's 8:00, children. Time for bed. Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
  Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. Lisa: Yes, sing us a song....
• Shary: Hello, Willie. Lisa: You know her? Willie
  Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
• Lisa: Uh, Mom? Marge: [annoyed] What?! Lisa
  Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it....
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back.
  It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella....
• Shary: [singing, obviously drunk] Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
  Barney: Searching for my lost shaker of salt. [spoken] Oh, here it is....
• Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our church.
  Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl before....
• Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
  But you can't change this family. And neither can I....