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• Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
  Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave to studio laughter] Moe...
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
  Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
  Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....
• Pennyfeather: Hello, I'm Mrs. Pennyfeather. I understand you are looking for a nanny.
  Marge: Pleased to meet you. Homer: Wait a minute, Marge....