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• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania! [everyone laughs] Ute
  I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as an exchange student!...
• Skinner: Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man -- Nelso
  Radio_active_ Man, stupid! Skinner: Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that....
• Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an inflammatory T-shirt slogan.
  No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was!...
• Kearney: I'm here about the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids and if they get out of line [smacks fist in palm] -- Pow!
  Homer: I like him. Kearney: Thanks. Hey, where do you keep the liquor?...
• Skinner: This overcrowding in detention is becoming critical.
  It's a powderkeg waiting to go off in an explosion of unacceptable behavior....
• Skinner: Hmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan.
  Don't you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win?...
• Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart] Oh, look
  [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. [Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start to play "Keepaway!...
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....