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• Smithers: Sir, bad news from accounting: the economy's hit us pretty hard.
  Burns: Heh, tough times, huh? I've lived through twelve recessions, eight panics, and five years of McKinleynomics....
• inging] Jingle Bells, Batman Smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel The Joker got away, hey!
  [spoken] Thank you, thank you very much. [hits Milhouse in the face with the microphone] Oh, I'm sorry, kid....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir? Bu
  Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ....
• Mr. Burns hold a model airplane] Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane.
  I call it the "Spruce Moose", and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York's Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!...
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Burns: Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr.
  Kissinger. Henry: It was fun. Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up....
• Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
  Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up! Goule...