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• Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
  Homer: I won't. Marge: Or swindling our neighbors....
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job.
  Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world and following a dream....
• Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
  We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me?
  Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex.
  It's also the food preparation. -- "Marge in Chai...
• Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
  And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....