Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way. You're like a
big sister.
Milhouse: No, I'm not! Why does everybody keep saying that?
Lisa: Would you do me a favor? When you get back to class, just
give him this note.
Milhouse: [groans]
Lisa: [insistent] Please?
Milhouse: [thinking] When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's
_bound_ to respect you.
[aloud] Sure! What's a big sister for? [walks off]
[to himself] Oh... I shouldn't have said that.
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
