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• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....
• Jimbo: Muh. Looks like we lost him. Dolph: Yeah.
  Well, we proved our point. He'll think twice next time he tries to defend his business....
• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
• Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
  Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath....
• Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
  Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....
• Damn! Dang! Darn! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
  We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff.
  I've been getting free stuff all day! Look at this swell bucket of house paint....