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• Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
  Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on?...
• Damn! Dang! Darn! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
• Skinner: [gasps] A principal's ransom in stolen goods!
  Well, sir, who's "Ha-ha"-ing now? Nelso...
• Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart] Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
  Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys!...
• Chalmers: Skinner!! Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
  [nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalme...
• Jimbo: Come raid Skinner's house with us. Kearney: We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the dumpster behind Krusty Burger.
  Dolph: Yeah, and we're gonna go heave it at his house!...
• Skinner: Ah, "Diorama-Rama", my favorite school event next to "Hearing- Test Thursday".
  [he and Miss Hoover walk up to Nelson's diorama] Hoove...
• Great barrier reef! We're under attack! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
• Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.