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• Hibbert: Care for a drumstick, Hugo? [Hugo noisily eats his drumstick in 3 seconds, wipes his mouth, then starts eating the napkin] Lisa
  Mom, Hugo's eating his napkin. [laughter] Ba...
• Hibbert: You know, isn't it interesting how the left -- or sinister -- twin is invariably the evil one.
  I had this theory that... Wait a minute. Hugo's scar is on the wrong side....
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Hibbert: There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in here, why, you've probably never ever seen your own face in the mirror, have you?
  Here. [Hibbert hands up a frame between him and Hugo] Hugo...
• Marge: Yes, doctor. It's what we've always feared: it's loose.
  Hugo is loose. See you soon! -- Casual phonecalls, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Hibbert: The routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil.
  It was then I knew the only option was to separate you two immediately....
• Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.
  The child was an outcast. So, we did the only humane thing....
• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
  We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....