Hibbert: There, There, Hugo. I Understand. All Those Years Caged Up In Here, Why, You've Probably Never Ever Seen Your Own Face In The Mirror, Have You?

Hibbert: There, There, Hugo. I Understand. All Those Years Caged Up In Here, Why, You've Probably Never Ever Seen Your Own Face In The Mirror, Have You?

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Hibbert: There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in
here, why, you've probably never ever seen your own face in the
mirror, have you? Here.
[Hibbert hands up a frame between him and Hugo]
Hugo: Mmm? [stares into the frame, which reveals Hibbert's face]
[Hibbert punches him through the (empty) frame]
-- No need for violence, "Treehouse of Horror VII"

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