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• BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
  Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....
• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
• Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a new one.
  Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at?...
• Lisa: [gasps] Tiny little people! My God! I've created life!
  Marge: Lisa! Breakfast! We're having waffles! Lisa...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks.