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• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Kang: Foolish earthling...totally unprepared for the effects of time travel.
  [aliens laugh, then change into Sherman and Mr....
• Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
  Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• Kang: Silence! We are travellers from a certain nearby ringed planet whose name we'd prefer not to mention.
  My name is Kang, and this is my sister Kodos....
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Kodos: Here comes something! Kang: Remember the story
  we're newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital. [the donut rolls by as Kang smiles] Oh, Shazbot....
• Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin.
  At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie....