Kang: The Politics Of Failure Have Failed. We Need To Make Them Work Again.

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Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work
again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote
for me, Senator Ka... Bob Dole.
[applause]
Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will
eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
[applause]
-- Pre-electoral speeches, "Treehouse of Horror VII"

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